Demigods who didn't make it because of various environmental factors.
Stemtet is not just a voodoo lamprey with an ergonomic handle on top. It is the ruthless vise that crushes the rebellious branes, the hammer that smashes the insolent, young worlds.
Mevush, demigod from outer space, wanted to look like its idol Cthulhu, and also really fancied chanterelles.
Ragulel stirs the galactic stew with its twin pestles, and its chin resembles an anxious eagle.
Zugaloth, master of astral planes and eater of suns, rejects the theory according to which he would be the illegitimate son of Zoidberg and Leela.
Lagulatha, artificer of the early cosmos, isn't just a fat cicada - in the blinding lights of the first seconds, it sailed at the front of the blasting waves of dust, tying nucleons and electrons together and choreographing the first orbits.
Rglblth, legion foreman of the sideral weavers, is quite serious about mexican folklore and the composite order.
Calennoxi disguises as an apache totem and watches you from the dark opposite corner of the room when you get up at night to take a leak.
Etugnu, major cosmogonic deity, denies all connection with ruminant mammals and insists on being called "drinker of pagans."